Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign


Originally posted on hogewash:

Johnny Atsign Logo 2ANNOUNCER: From Westminster, it’s time for—

SOUND: Skype rings once.

JOHNNY: Johnny Atsign.

ZOMBIE: (Telephone Filter) Mr. Atsign, my name is Candler. I need some help.

JOHNNY: What kind of help, Mr. Candler?

ZOMBIE: (Telephone Filter) My fellow zombies and I have been collecting information about this guy who’s been harassing people online. It’s all from open public sources, mostly his own tweets and comments and blogs.

JOHNNY: Uh, huh.

ZOMBIE: (Telephone Filter) Now that we’ve got all this data, we need to authenticate it.

JOHNNY: And I take it that you want help with that.

MUSIC: Theme up and under.

ANNOUNCER: The Lickspittle Broadcasting System presents W. J. J. Hoge in the transcribed adventures of the man with the action-packed Twitter account, America’s fabulous free-lance Internet investigator …

JOHNNY: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign!

MUSIC: Theme up to music out.

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In Re a LOLsuit


Originally posted on hogewash:

This morning I mailed my reply to The Dreadful Pro-Se Schmalfeldt’s opposition to my motion to dismiss his most recent lawsuit to the Howard County Circuit Court.

The image in Exhibit A has been redacted.

The reply speaks for itself. I do not intend to make any substantive public comment on the motion or my reply until the court has ruled on my motion.

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DIRE WARNING ISSUED ABOUT FUTURE OF CHRISTIANS


Originally posted on Christian Patriots:

Lebanese MP Samy Gemayel gives dire warning

Samy Gemayel

If the U.S. and international community do not intervene, Christians may be driven out of the Middle Eastern Arab countries within two years, warned Lebanese parliamentarian Samy Gemayel during a radio interview Sunday.

Gemayel, a senior member of the Phalange Party, descends from a historic Lebanese Christian family.

His father, Amin, was the country’s president, while his brother, Pierre, was a member of parliament and a government minister before his assassination Nov. 21, 2006. Samy Gemayel’s uncle, former president-elect Bashir Gemayel, also was assassinated.

Speaking on “Aaron Klein Investigative Radio,” broadcast on New York’s AM 970 The Answer and Philadelphia’s NewsTalk 990, Gemayel warned Christians and moderate Muslims are victims of two extremist forces fighting each other.

He stated: “Today all the moderates in the region are taken between two big extremists powers. On one side you have ISIS…

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Righteous Judgment – a present tense judgment of the Believer – in this life


Originally posted on ChristianBlessings:

1 Peter 4:17-19…For the time is come that judgment must begin at the house of God: and if it first begin at us, what shall the end be of them that obey not the gospel of God? And if the righteous scarcely be saved, where shall the ungodly and the sinner appear? Wherefore let them that suffer according to the will of God commit the keeping of their souls to him in well doing, as unto a faithful Creator.

  • Accountability to God first begins when we are saved. Reason? A Christ is judged righteous and obeys the Gospel.
  • The righteous are scarcely saved. Reason? If they commit an unrighteous act they are no longer righteous…unless they repent.
  • God judges a believer righteous (in this present life) and bestows the heavenly gift of righteousness from Christ upon the heart and soul.
  • Those judged righteous are accountable for every action they make…

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USGS: 7.5-Magnitude Earthquake Hits Papua New Guinea Tsunami Warning Issued ‘


Originally posted on Ace World & International News:

#AceWorldNews – March.30: The Pacific Tsunami Warning Center said “hazardous tsunami waves” could hit places within 620 miles of the epicenter, which would put Papua New Guinea and the Solomon Islands within the potential danger area.

#AWN2015

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ST PETERSBURG: ‘ HUNDREDS OF BLOGGERS PAID £500.00 PER MONTH TO WRITE COMMENTS ON SITES ‘


Originally posted on Ace Breaking News:

Hundreds of workers are paid around £500 a month and required to write at least 135 comments per day – or face immediate dismissal … St Petersburg blogger Marat Burkhard lifted the lid on the 24/7 life in an unassuming four-storey modern building he compared to the Ministry of Truth from George Orwell’s 1984.

Hundreds […]

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By Aurelius77

Disclaimer: This article is not written by ACE NEWS GROUP. The original source of this article can be found here:

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